All Top 10 – The Unauthorized Full House Movie Moments
August 24, 2015 |
By Dani Dudek
Unauthorized Full House Movie

Yep, we watched Lifetime’s Unauthorized Full House Movie.

Yep, we’re idiots.

If you thought the Saved by the Bell movie was bad, think again. Even an entire bottle of wine couldn’t make this film entertaining, though it did add to the value of our comments.

First off, you may want to check out this ET piece on the movie for reference (because I’m betting you didn’t actually watch this POS).

And now, here are the best worst moments from the Unauthorized Full House Movie.

#10 – Cut. It. Out. and a woodchuck impression will not get you on SNL

Sorry ’bout your luck, Uncle Joey. Wait. No we’re not.

#9 – Bob Saget actually was on a morning TV show

Wait, what? Bob Saget actually WAS on a morning TV show?!

#8 – Bromance works!

Guys, maybe this show will work if we really become friends IRL. Genius!

#7 – Bob Saget made Danny OCD

Speaking of genius, Bob totally honed in on the OCD angle years before As Good as it Gets. TV anchor by day, method actor by night. Now if only he could figure out how to get another job.

#6 – Don’t get Left Behind

Not only did Kirk Cameron’s religion ruin Growing Pains, it infested the Full House set before the twins even turned 4.

#5 – And the best portrayal goes to…

Kimmy Gibbler. Nobody filled the shoes of their real life counterpart like the chick playing Gibbler. Though, no one even noticed her. So, it was kind of like real life.

#4 – And the worst portrayal goes to…

The chick playing DJ. Candace Cameron should be offended. As I tweeted in a slightly tipsy state, that girl was ugly as shite.

#3 – The Olsen twins were cast by chance

For all of you obsessed with stage parents and how they ruin their children’s lives, know that Mama Olsen didn’t even pitch her adorable(?) tykes. They were on site by coincidence… and later, their mom almost gave them the no way dude thumbs down on series stardom.

#2 – Where was Comet?

Seriously? Where was Comet? Perhaps locked upstairs confused as to why the unauthorized set was completely different from the actual show set.

#1 – It ain’t over til the Gin Blossoms sing

The movie ends with a Gin Blossoms tune. That has to have been the only song they could afford to purchase for this piece of crap.

And now, we’re left looking forward to Fuller House even more.