Machete Premiere Pics!

More pics, captions, comments and interesting observations coming soon.
In the meantime, enjoy!

"Machete" Red Carpet Deets

I spoke too soon! Confirmed for red carpet appearances include: Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Daryl Sabara, Nina Leon and Elise and Electra Avellan from the cast and crew.

Regarding red carpets, click the popsugar.com pic below to see the cast at the LA premiere(sans Lilo and Deniro).

"Machete" Madness

6:32 AM Posted by Fancy Pants 0 comments
"Machete" premieres on Friday and the stars have been working the talk show circuit. Jessica Alba was on Letterman last night(swapping parenting tips) while Don Johnson told Jay Leno about buying his father the farm Don was born on. Crockett is on CraigFerguson tonight.

I couldn't find Danny Trejo or Robert Rodriguez listed as guests on anything. Nor could I find Michelle Rodriguez or DeNiro. I guess they're going for a somewhat soft launch.

And speaking of launch, the "world premiere" of the flick takes place this Thursday at Austin's Paramount Theatre.

The sold out screening starts at 8pm with red carpet arrivals at 7:30pm. According to the Austin Film Society website, tickets to the after party at the Austin Studios are still available.

No word on who will be walking the red carpet, and considering the film screens on the opening night of the Venice Film Festival Wednesday, I fear the big names will be no shows.

Mission Complete!

My Austin reali-TV adventure is complete.

At Maxim Magazine's Food Awards Party last night at Dogwood, I met and snapped a pic with Brad Womack.
Plus, I had included Paul C(aka Paul Couture) in my previous post, however, he pointed out that I didn't actually post a picture WITH him, so...

Here's a pic of Paul C with a couple of other boys who rule the ATX nights, Abe the Assassin and Danny D-Train Trevino:

And finally, the boys behind Dogwood/ Molotov/ etc.(brothers Chad, Brad and Wes Womack and Jason Carrier) joined by Maxim's main man chef Shawn Cirkiel of Parkside.

A party-goer poses with a couple of the Maxim Girls.

The cover of the new issue of Maxim:

Excuse me. I just puked a little in my mouth.

Out and About - Monday, August 16th

12:24 PM Posted by Fancy Pants 0 comments
And here we are(sans wigs) with Austin Star Map's celeb blogger Heather Brady - thanks to Michael Barnes of austin360.com/ Austin-American Statesman.

I love that he called us "Three mistresses of celebrity and gossip."

I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.

Here are a few picture from the Zoolander fashion party at Pearl Salon...just because they are really, really, ridiculously funny.And which reporter is that you speak of Laurie/Katinka?
cough, coughWho are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? For serious.

REALITY BECOMES ME

9:21 PM Posted by Fancy Pants 1 comments
You guys know I am a total FREAKSHOW when it comes to spotting "celebrities," even those who rank lower than the D list. I really am a walking Shazam. So, it should come as no surprise that I was able to spot FIVE reality TV stars at Saturday's fashion week event. If only Brad Womack had been in attendance(I SO should have snapped a pic with him when I saw him outside Dogwood later that evening).

Here goes...

Tiffany was on VH-1's "Celebrity Fit Club" and "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Boxing."
Kendall Beard was one of the top 36 on "American Idol" Season 8.
Mandy Lauderdale was on FOX's "Temptation Island" as well as "TRL" on MTV.
Louise Black from season 6 of "Project Runway."
Roxanne Wilson, currently a radio DJ with Austin's 105.9 The River, was on season 5 of "The Apprentice" on NBC.

Another appearance of note was by Paul Couture, whose music has been featured on numerous reality shows. Here's a pic of him with my fabulous friend Laurie Lyons of seesawaustin.com

Check out Paul's tune "Self Made Millionaire" with Ludacris, who once accurately gave me a "Good Day Atlanta" shout out(see previous post for background on this comment).
And it all comes full circle.

I saw her standing there!

8:51 PM Posted by Fancy Pants 0 comments
ATX Fashion Week kicked off on Saturday night at GSD&M with a fashion show and performance by the one and only Tiffany! She was really sweet and her voice sounded fab - probably better than when she was queen of the mallrats.

Here are some pics and a short video of her singing.
I'm gonna pass on posting the video where I asked her to say "Good Day Atlanta."
Dumb ass.

Tiffany talks about her new country album and the movie she did for SyFy with Debbie, I mean Deborah Gibson.
Tiff opens with "Could've Been" followed by "I Saw Him Standing There."
@tipsytexter and @fancypantsATX enjoying the trip back in time.
The sweltering five song set ends with "I Think We're Alone Now."
Video of Tiffany performing "Could've Been" below.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Me and Dr. Oz at the FOX promo conference in Las Vegas.

It's Always Sunny...

Friday, July 23, 2010 2:29 PM Posted by Fancy Pants 0 comments
So I wonder how long until the circus comes to town?

Earlier this week, a court ruled in Jesse James' favor in the custody battle over youngest daughter Sunny. His physical custody begins once school starts here in Austin, though ex Janine Lindemulder says she may allow Sunny to move sooner.

When the judge's verdict was announced, Janine reportedly sobbed, "I'll move. I'll move!"

Just what we need. A porn star garnish added to the paparazzi mix.

See Janine talk to reporters outside the Orange County courthouse HERE.